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Kony 2012 Kony 2012

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

To be honest, I think that this Kony situation is overblown... There are other generals besides him, like Bosco, for example. However, all I hear about is "OMFG, KONY NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!"

The animation was a little crude, as well as short, but it has a point.

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Zachary responds:

Yeah, we really need to stop Hitler imo.

NiN10Doh: ToThe64thPower NiN10Doh: ToThe64thPower

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, MAN...

Matt Mercer AND Lenkobiscuit...
...That is some beautiful stuff right there.

Excellent voice acting and animation per usual, guys. Thanks.
Humor was amusing, too.

Retarded Animal Babies 17 Retarded Animal Babies 17

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

One DIRTY halloween...

And probably the most funniest. I may personally hate those cheap, fake "Ghosts are Real" shows, but this makes perfect ridicule of them! The twist at the end was a tiny bit used, but it DID make the episode more interesting. And, dare I say it, I think Satan is becoming my favorite character!

Dirty, satiric and overall funny, This made Halloween more enjoyable than it already is for me.

P.S. Try the "Random Costume Generator" from the start of the cartoon: I got "Retarded Executive Ninja on her Period", "Sleepwalking Paperboy Mermaid made entirely out of Boobs" and "Fire-Breathing Jaguar with Three Eyes". I wonder if anyone else got something funnier or more awesome than those?

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Recent Game Reviews

Knoss Knoss

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Rather orginal.

It's similar to Amnesia, in which you have to escape an entity that you cannot overcome by brute force. Instead, you have to use your wits and survive as long as possible.

I swear, I played this for an entire hour. Maybe there could be a high-score board that rates how long each player lasted!

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The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Epic, per usual.

The Last Stand series always tends to be impressive. Gameplay is tight and rewarding... however, whenever a mob of zombies happen to burst out of the ceiling, that tends to happen a bit too often. Also, I've experienced a bug where I can't help my companion. Goddammit, I don't want Hank and his sweet rifle skills to die!

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Vector Stunt Vector Stunt

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool...

This game can be technically considered "Audiosurf Lite", especially if you think about the stiff controls, the lack of other play modes and the only song you can high-score on is the default "Aerodrone" track.

Recent Audio Reviews

Ectso - Slenderman Waits Ectso - Slenderman Waits

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Slender man approves! (Faceless creepy bastard...)

This song sends chills down my spine! I only have three gripes with this:
1. The random flute-ish noise around 0:27 sort of spoils the moodiness.
2. The ends of the loops don't neccessarily match.
3. Lack of a bit of substance in industrial instruments (Although this doesn't present much of a problem, as it is reminescent of the Silent Hill games.)

You are on the right track with this! Just a little more work and this can work as Slender Man's haunting theme!

(P.S. I'm not trying to flame you. I'm just trying to deliver some constructive criticism.)

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Break Through! Break Through!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's honesty for you.
We have enough crap circulating through the system.
It's been too long since I heard originality.
Good refresher...
...The ending was a bit abrupt though, bro.

The1Benji responds:

True words man, thanks, i keep my shit original, truth be told i dont even listen to rap

visit me on youtube :

Silent Hill Rock Silent Hill Rock

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Similarity FOUND!

I like this song, I really do, but I think I found a copycat.
I t can be found here: M1Hy8&feature=related

...If you listen closely, you can here the piano you laid out for your song, only sped up. Coincidence?

Recent Art Reviews

Independence Day Tribute Independence Day Tribute

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Alright, cool. Now add Duke Nukem, Liberty Prime and Bandit Keith in there... Now THAT'S FRIGGING PATRIOTISM.

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Altering the Scale Altering the Scale

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


It's a far cry from most of the other stuff you'd find in the art portal (and that's a good thing!) However, I think I read in the rules that photos, while an accepted art form, were not allowed in the portal. Sorry for this! I REALLY do like this, though!

pencilbandit responds:

This is an acrylic painting on canvas. But thanks!

John of War John of War

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is aces!

Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. You did an EPIC job with the mouse. Even JohnnyUtah liked it!