Total Medals Earned: 1,661 (From 288 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,525 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/185 points)
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Beat the story mode
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Medals Earned: 5/26 (105/500 points)
Perform an execution
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Full nudist party!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/505 points)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels