Total Medals Earned: 1,655 (From 285 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,490 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat 1 enemy
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/295 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Blessing of momentum granted.
...what a familiar face.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of speed granted.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?